::don't cha wish your gf was hot like me CrapBox::
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i also same philosophy
but this 阻塞 problem i am willing to try anything to solve itsomeone told me to eat steamed garlic everyday leh
i eat for 2 weeks
now lazy liao -
Originally posted by Pitot:
i always like to eat the hotplate one. got steamed potato. haha.
then everyone looks at you when it sizzles.
the mixed grill?
tts my fren's recommendation leh -
Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
my 玉照 leh!u gib me ur red undies i also dun want
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Originally posted by laurence82:
ok ok
fifi gonna get me what for my birthday?
i will tie myself up with a ribbon....
yes, ribbon only. -
Originally posted by TehJarVu:
i also same philosophy
but this 阻塞 problem i am willing to try anything to solve itsomeone told me to eat steamed garlic everyday leh
i eat for 2 weeks
now lazy liao
got try before the wad anot.last time when i beli young my mother put dunno wad inside my butt.
den my stomach got the urge to shit, but i dun wan to shit!
but really very urgent
so i 一边å“一边go toilet大便
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actually i got read up hor
my 情形 is not really constipation leh
becos if i go i go easily
just that i dun go so often, from small oredi like that
then technically speaking hor
not considered constibut for health sake i want it to 通/清
becos i dun wan colon cancer -
Originally posted by laurence82:
u gib me ur red undies i also dun want
u wan my red undies i oso dun wan gib u -
Originally posted by FireIce:
the mixed grill?
tts my fren's recommendation lehmixed grill, black pepper chk and some other stuff all on hotplate.
now i dont know....
on the plate no fries but got potato and some other stuff. always eat every week last time, but almost 1 yr no go liao.
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for fark sake, go to the Guardian pharmacist and ask for acidophillus
the one i am using now is lacteol fort
recommended by our resident nurse Rhonda
if u want to lao, ask for lactulose soln
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Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
last time when i beli young my mother put dunno wad inside my butt.
den my stomach got the urge to shit, but i dun wan to shit!
but really very urgent
so i 一边å“一边go toilet大便
cant stop laughing at this. so ur butt no more virgin. hahahahahahahahah
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Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
u wan my red undies i oso dun wan gib ucoz u dont have
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Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
got try before the wad anot.last time when i beli young my mother put dunno wad inside my butt.
den my stomach got the urge to shit, but i dun wan to shit!
but really very urgent
so i 一边å“一边go toilet大便
eiyyerrr ���my mum ask me to take the natural laxative made from plant de
and the effect is not like the normal laxative so strong
the natural laxative works like that
u take before going to sleepthen tml wake up u will go le
but i hear laxative oni i dun wan to take liao so nvr try -
seems no one got good prezzie
peetoot leh?
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Originally posted by Pitot:
cant stop laughing at this. so ur butt no more virgin. hahahahahahahahah
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Originally posted by laurence82:
coz u dont have
i oni wear red undies! -
Originally posted by Pitot:
cant stop laughing at this. so ur butt no more virgin. hahahahahahahahah
fark sia
last time i got fever doctors also stuck something up my butt
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eh xiao fi, i ask u ah xiao fi,
why ah xiao fi, i do the survey liao hor xiao fi,
burger still no upsai one ah xiao fi?
nan dao muz buy pee member den upsai ijjit xiao fi
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xiao fi is currently out of office
how may i helpch u?
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Originally posted by laurence82:
xiao fi is currently out of office
how may i helpch u?
eh lau ren, i ask u ah lau ren,
why ah lau ren, i do the survey liao hor lau ren,
burger still no upsai one ah lau ren?
nan dao muz buy pee member den upsai ijjit lau ren
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bery funny as i think of this
mediacorpse actresses hor i oni like zoe tay and that cassandra something leh hahaha
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Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
eh lau ren, i ask u ah lau ren,
why ah lau ren, i do the survey liao hor lau ren,
burger still no upsai one ah lau ren?
nan dao muz buy pee member den upsai ijjit lau ren
this u must ask jason
depend on how often he log into sgforums and update the accounts
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hanor hanor me oso no upsai
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Originally posted by laurence82:
this u must ask jason
depend on how often he log into sgforums and update the accounts
oohh lau reni see i see lau ren.
thank chiu so muchie lau ren.
this means i can no nid buy p member liao lo lau ren.
keke lau ren.
p/s:.................................. lau ren
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i go sleep ler
u all dun be notti
who wants kisses say now
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Originally posted by noopi:
hanor hanor me oso no upsai
cuz u no sex life!gimme back my xiao teh!