Vey Funny,Especially when they talk about sex.
Here's an extract from (eagles)VantagePoint
Section: Sex Q & A
Q: How can Couples Include God In their sex life?
A:..."Begin by thanking God for sexual feelings as we feel them during
the day. A wife can tell God about the feelings she has so that she
gets her husband, God, and her sexual feelings connected in a good
way..."
I cant help but think of something really wrong that involves 3 people. Can they write it in a less funny way? My God.
Disclaimer: There's nothing against Christianity on here. But just the magazine publishers. There are good mags, and there are the not so good mags
well, you can stop reading them you know? ![]()
well.. nothing funny about that..
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:Vey Funny,Especially when they talk about sex.
Here's an extract from (eagles)VantagePoint
Section: Sex Q & A
Q: How can Couples Include God In their sex life?
A:..."Begin by thanking God for sexual feelings as we feel them during the day. A wife can tell God about the feelings she has so that she gets her husband, God, and her sexual feelings connected in a good way..."
I cant help but think of something really wrong that involves 3 people. Can they write it in a less funny way? My God.Disclaimer: There's nothing against Christianity on here. But just the magazine publishers. There are good mags, and there are the not so good mags
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Gott Mit Uns! God is with us in everything we do!
Im a Catholic, yet i find that retarded and deeply disturbing
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:Vey Funny,Especially when they talk about sex.
Here's an extract from (eagles)VantagePoint
Section: Sex Q & A
Q: How can Couples Include God In their sex life?
A:..."Begin by thanking God for sexual feelings as we feel them during the day. A wife can tell God about the feelings she has so that she gets her husband, God, and her sexual feelings connected in a good way..."
I cant help but think of something really wrong that involves 3 people. Can they write it in a less funny way? My God.Disclaimer: There's nothing against Christianity on here. But just the magazine publishers. There are good mags, and there are the not so good mags
you know how the missionary position got it's name ? ....
this one is the highest level of chrisitian liao.
is this a chrisitain magazine or some commercial magazine using christian's name.
do they thank god when others grant them sexual favours?
Haha. I should read this magazine it is funny, since christianity itself is one big joke after all. //
oooo please go on... i sense potentially seditious statements coming up! =D
which part does god play in a devil's 3 way?
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:Vey Funny,Especially when they talk about sex.
Here's an extract from (eagles)VantagePoint
Section: Sex Q & A
Q: How can Couples Include God In their sex life?
A:..."Begin by thanking God for sexual feelings as we feel them during the day. A wife can tell God about the feelings she has so that she gets her husband, God, and her sexual feelings connected in a good way..."
I cant help but think of something really wrong that involves 3 people. Can they write it in a less funny way? My God.Disclaimer: There's nothing against Christianity on here. But just the magazine publishers. There are good mags, and there are the not so good mags
For your better understanding, God is not a "people". His is with us in spirit blessing your married sex life.
I'm a Christian, and I find that extremely weird too. Thanking God for food and shelter is one thing, but sexual feelings? Bizarre.
I wonder how the guy gonna maintain his erection. This is an example of going over board with religion. There is a time for prayer and a time for intimacy. Thanks can be given after a good romp.
Kindly divert your confused emotions towards the organisation, people or person who wrote and published that article.
Respect your own and other people's religion cos it won't make you a better person if even you make fun out of other religion.
And as a Golden Rule, do not make fun of GOD.
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:Vey Funny,Especially when they talk about sex.
Here's an extract from (eagles)VantagePoint
Section: Sex Q & A
Q: How can Couples Include God In their sex life?
A:..."Begin by thanking God for sexual feelings as we feel them during the day. A wife can tell God about the feelings she has so that she gets her husband, God, and her sexual feelings connected in a good way..."
I cant help but think of something really wrong that involves 3 people. Can they write it in a less funny way? My God.Disclaimer: There's nothing against Christianity on here. But just the magazine publishers. There are good mags, and there are the not so good mags
go read Song of Songs. then come here and see if whatever u posted here is rubbish
Originally posted by Cogitatione:I'm a Christian, and I find that extremely weird too. Thanking God for food and shelter is one thing, but sexual feelings? Bizarre.
I'm christian too but we were taught that a married couple(only for couples married in church under holy matrimony) having sex equals to prayer.
Of course most will find it bizarred as we are asian.
Well, I certainly wasn't taught that. Besides, do you really think that the cliched exclamation of "Oh God, oh God," during sex is really a prayer?
Being Asian has nothing to do with it. I've yet to find a verse in my Bible that states explicitly that having sex is a means of worship.
Originally posted by Cogitatione:Well, I certainly wasn't taught that. Besides, do you really think that the cliched exclamation of "Oh God, oh God," during sex is really a prayer?
Being Asian has nothing to do with it. I've yet to find a verse in my Bible that states explicitly that having sex is a means of worship.
Alamak u misinterpreted totally. i dun meant moaning: "Oh God...or sweet Jesus" during sex. dat is so wrong! i meant the act itself between a married couple, bonded by holy matrimony together like Christ with His bride(church) is equal to a prayer.
What i meant being asian is perhaps we are more conservative & tradition in our mentality as opposed to the US, europe & middle east.

GOD HATES US ALL !
You think it is funny because you are not a Christian, or not familiar with this kind of Christian strand of teaching.
So it is like insider-talk. You dont know it, so you find it funny or ridiculous, thats all.
Originally posted by +Sikoyo+:
I'm christian too but we were taught that a married couple(only for couples married in church under holy matrimony) having sex equals to prayer.Of course most will find it bizarred as we are asian.
so .... do you pray a lot ? ......
93' guy, ur parents gave u life & no matter how much u hate either one, they still love u.
So God doesn't hate anyone except wicked people, are u wicked?
Originally posted by +Sikoyo+:Alamak u misinterpreted totally. i dun meant moaning: "Oh God...or sweet Jesus" during sex. dat is so wrong! i meant the act itself between a married couple, bonded by holy matrimony together like Christ with His bride(church) is equal to a prayer.
What i meant being asian is perhaps we are more conservative & tradition in our mentality as opposed to the US, europe & middle east.
Please refrain yourself and do not further insult GOD with your shallow-ness.
Prayer is the WAY of SEEKING GOD.
It has nothing to do with your sexual thoughts and twisted beliefs.
If race or colours really makes a difference in your shallow mind, then by all means please go and buy yourself 7 cans of Nippon paint and paint yourself into a rainbow.
And for your information, your friends don't really need to have sex with your girlfriend or sister when they want to seek you. ![]()
Originally posted by +Sikoyo+:93' guy, ur parents gave u life & no matter how much u hate either one, they still love u.
So God doesn't hate anyone except wicked people, are u wicked?
i was once a christian. but now . i dont see myself as a christian .
okay . got abit of that faith in Him .