::最牛的CrapBox::
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maybe the new asience shine therapy (brown bottle)
dunno why they find david gan to 代言
need to find time to go down to AMK central soon to stock up -
I used to use elseve until last week start using Clear...
Got a funny cooling feeling after u apply the shampoo for sometime... machiam like someone put medicated oil aka menthol on ur head... wierd...
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im reaching 3k wins in sushido.
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what the google pic suppose to mean??
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put your cursor on it and u can see
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i got see it
but dunno the artist trying to draw what -
i eating toblerone
i wanna go home zzz
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abstract loh...
shd i drop by TBS?
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my cousin play finish and want to quit SIA ler
he hasn't even 替我 buy one single bottle of DFS wine or fragrance or stuff tsk
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these artists are too much
酱都�以me going to TBS later
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but he bought his mum a LV bag
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this design
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i not going to TBS liao....
so many conman around these days.....
shd i bo mata or call Frontline or 晚报? -
what did they do?
bo mata is LPPL they nvr do anything de
tell wanbao at least people know and will beware of them -
i suddenly feel like going to the beach there de cafe to eat
but i need to go settle some things first tsk
then will be v late ler -
go knock on ppl door, act as 财神爷
give ppl and ang pao with a 彩票 inside (worth $1)and ask for $10
obviously not singaporeans
and 专门 go for �人家
i think must 举报 lah
but a bit troublesome to gather the information
i was not there....... or else the 财神爷 will go see 阎王爷 liao -
wah, so late liao
need to start preparing to go for my dinner date....
dun relli feel like putting on makeup..... -
Originally posted by TehJarVu:
this design
i see so many ppl carrying this design bags around ...
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i almost 4got i ever had an LV until i did spring cleaning of my bag wardrobe a few days ago....
LV is so damn no ä¸ªäººé£Žæ ¼ -
me sis going to jipoon next mth
I will ask her for a samantha thavasa -
not bad lah
at leat know how to buy things for his mummy
thousand over dollars lehmy niece started work liao
first month got buy dunno what
i think it was near cny time so she bought a packet of those big mushrooms
after that nvr give allowance to parents leh
then my sis-in-law ask her why nvr give
she says u all dun need it whattsk
they spent so much $$$ on her leh
she can go nus chem eng but they let her go sydney study
come back liao buy nissan latio for her and her sister to share
but she dunno how to 尽一点心� -
though i think i read these before...... i shall still share...
from an email i just received...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'an inch of dust!!'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3
o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,
bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That
must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and
to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at
the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed
my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.... -
lol
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i really gotta get changed
and i dun want to put makeup -
i shd go off liao
my house de new comp
screen is 19"
yuan lai that longish size is called 19"
last time my old work place also they gave me the same one
i thot that's 22"so the one i am using in the office now is dunno considered how many ihch sia
17"?
15"?
hmm...