Students: Post your cheating techniques here!

• cactusjack23

  6 Apr 09, 03:24

  some crazy assholes exchange answer during exams by signals like coughing / tapping pen / moving arms/legs etc

   

  Also got some bring in paper, but only if its in a big exam hall

   

  The easiest one is probably to hide notes in toilet and go during exam.

   

  hide notes in underwear etc and go toilet during exam is also acceptable

   

  anyone got any good stories of epic cheating to share?

• chrisbenoit

  6 Apr 09, 05:35

  Wah... bad, bad, bad. Use your ability leh, dont cheat!!!

   

  Teach the wrong things to young people!!! I sure german suplex and crippler cross face you for teaching wrong things to the youth.

• hiphop2009

  6 Apr 09, 08:06

  Cheating is very seriously discouraged.

  Not only you cheat the examination board but most of all, you are just cheating yourself.

• seotiblizzard

  6 Apr 09, 08:11

  

• MaNyZeR

  6 Apr 09, 11:10

  use camera to take pictures... then half way go toilet say lao sai... go toilet and see pictures... easily done... woooo!!

• charlize

  6 Apr 09, 11:12

  I teach you the best method of cheating.

   

  Memorize everything in your brain.

   

  Cannot be caught one.

• EarlNeo

  6 Apr 09, 11:32

  the best way?

  sleep with the teacher.....

  isnt tis the IN thingy these day....

  

• skythewood

  6 Apr 09, 11:36

  

• skythewood

  6 Apr 09, 11:37

  

• udontknowme

  6 Apr 09, 11:42

  i used thick bright coloured markers, write notes on pieces of coloured paper, and bring them into the exam hall. when i need them, i pull them out and read them.

• ftjj0298

  6 Apr 09, 11:42

  juz slip paper of notes into ur socks lor. Anyway, the best way is do memorise everthing in your brain.

• ftjj0298

  6 Apr 09, 11:43

  juz slip paper of notes into ur socks lor. Anyway, the best way is do memorise everthing in your brain.

• thehappybunny

  6 Apr 09, 11:45

  i had a friend who once considered putting slips of paper containing relevant info into her bra and then taking toilet breaks to check ...

• Patapon

  6 Apr 09, 11:51

  i wrote down the formulas on the calculator with pencil using simple codes.

• Worldlybusinessman

  6 Apr 09, 13:14

  dumb TS, now all the schools and teachers/invigilators are reading this thread.

• FireIce

  6 Apr 09, 13:47

  disclaimer: sgf is not encouraging cheating in any way. all posts here are for reference only. sgf will not be responsible if students are caught and cite sgf as source of information. sgf will tell u to find threadstarter sng siao

• Komon

  6 Apr 09, 16:07

  LOL

• 93'guy

  6 Apr 09, 16:09

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  disclaimer: sgf is not encouraging cheating in any way. all posts here are for reference only. sgf will not be responsible if students are caught and cite sgf as source of information. sgf will tell u to find threadstarter sng siao

  

• Daisuke-kun

  6 Apr 09, 16:09

  take chair, whack teacher on the head many times and make sure he/she isn't waking up for a long time.

  then you can check and copy answers with your friends liao without worry

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  6 Apr 09, 16:11

  lolx
  
  easy Write inside a cacluator holder   when u have a maths paper

• Q.C.Pak

  6 Apr 09, 16:14

  TS saboh king.

• angel7030

  6 Apr 09, 16:22

   i thot cheating is a skill u need to pass inorder to graduate.

   

   

  In life there is full of cheating, u cheat others, others do cheated you, if not how to make profit. I see cheating as cunning yet smart...but dun be overly smart hor.

• Raven8

  6 Apr 09, 17:47

  Finally! A cheating topic! Now there is hope for my spelling tomorrow. :D
• angel7030

  6 Apr 09, 17:50

  Originally posted by Raven8:

  Finally! A cheating topic! Now there is hope for my spelling tomorrow.

  
  yeah!! hope u get caught!!

• Raven8

  6 Apr 09, 17:58

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  yeah!! hope u get caught!!

  
  Thanks for your 'blessing'. :D