what's the best reason to get mc??
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stomachache? menstrual cramp? headache?? flu?
but must be sumth 'act-able' sia. Help~~
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那个�....
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H1N1, can get home quarantine somemore.
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flu is the most common, next to headache.
just set ur fan straight in ur face, on to max power, dont cover blanket and sleep. want to sleep topless also can, next morning wake up high chances of getting runny nose. or if u have aircon works even better, sleep under it.
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Originally posted by kuehtutu:
flu is the most common, next to headache.
just set ur fan straight in ur face, on to max power, dont cover blanket and sleep. want to sleep topless also can, next morning wake up high chances of getting runny nose. or if u have aircon works even better, sleep under it.
Did that last night, aircon plus fan. Still feels as sh|tty as any other day.
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ala just say got migraine and act like cnt tahan stress like that , sure can lah
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stomache, normally cannot detect one..
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i thought stomache can be detected by tapping the stomach to hear if there is any wind or not. worst comes to worst, the doc suspect you have food poisoning and the medication is quite ex. if migraine just painkiller mah quite cheap;D
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Tsk....if it's not urgent....I dont recommend you to pretend to be sick....
Unless if it's really urgent and you cant think of another solution....
"Low energy", "Want to vomit", "Cant stand up long", "dizzy" should be sufficient....
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since i re-started work in 2006
i've nvr taken MC -
Originally posted by TehJarVu:
since i re-started work in 2006
i've nvr taken MCFor the amount of time you spent slacking, its not like you deserve it anyway.
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Originally posted by ditzy:
For the amount of time you spent slacking, its not like you deserve it anyway.
yah i just disappear, no need MC -
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now that i have got ur attention , i dont feel like telling you : D
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Originally posted by kuehtutu:
flu is the most common, next to headache.
just set ur fan straight in ur face, on to max power, dont cover blanket and sleep. want to sleep topless also can, next morning wake up high chances of getting runny nose. or if u have aircon works even better, sleep under it.
i almost every night like that slp, just with out the air con
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drink gassy coke
say stomachache
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Originally posted by Cool-gal:
stomache, normally cannot detect one..
stomachache, diahorrea, vomitted in the morning, migraine, all can be detected one. Most of the time, the docs (private) knows you're faking it. It just depends on whether they wanna exposed you (an spolit their business) or just go along with it, thus earning the monies and creating future goodwill (4 u to come get MC again).
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Originally posted by airgrinder:
stomachache, diahorrea, vomitted in the morning, migraine, all can be detected one. Most of the time, the docs (private) knows you're faking it. It just depends on whether they wanna exposed you (an spolit their business) or just go along with it, thus earning the monies and creating future goodwill (4 u to come get MC again).
cos whenever i hiong stomache, the doctors sure detect something..but my stomach reli got problem one..
hahahaha
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Punch yourself in the eye.
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headache...neckpain...cannot detect one..
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or sore eye....
by stabbing your eyes with a 2B pencil...haha
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Originally posted by L.lawliett79:
stomachache? menstrual cramp? headache?? flu?
but must be sumth 'act-able' sia. Help~~
Bite off your own tongue, sure to get permanent mc. -
Dizziness and vomit...
Go and watch horror shows like Nightmare on Elm Street....
Dispell it with Sesame Street....
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Go in the afternoon to the clinic and when the doctor ask what happen then u say i got fever in the morning thats all u need to do
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Originally posted by Xelement:
i almost every night like that slp, just with out the air con
now different liao, weather changed, every night so freaking hot,i dont even get runny noses sometimes when i do that.
i still remember last time pon school with friends go polyclinic take MC. got one friend joker go geng sia, say he having headache cum stomach pain with abit of cough and sore throat, end up he paid 20 plus in all for all the medications only, we all laugh until cannot.
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Originally posted by Jianye:
Dizziness and vomit...
This one not good for girls...
There was once when my gf wanted to fake mc to go out...went to hougang temp polyclinic. Told the doc the above sickness and then she asked about menses thingy...and then GAVE A REFERAL for ultrasound scan...