Is your home zombie-safe?

• charlize

  20 Dec 10, 20:13

  Grandkids' poop will scare the living daylights out of any zombie.

• Mr Milo

  20 Dec 10, 20:21

   

  Ultimate anti zombie weapon............

  A virgin's pussy

• DriftingGuy

  20 Dec 10, 21:14

  Keep one of these at home

   

  

   

   

• storywolf

  20 Dec 10, 21:38

  Originally posted by Zweiz:

  best place would be an army camp, i think?

  loads of ammunitions with months or even years' supply of combat rations

  Sadly - yes loads of ammunitions and rifles - but all heavy lock up.  Don't think you can get them unless you have explosive or heavy machines ..... which would be too load and attract zombies.

   

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  21 Dec 10, 09:02

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Ultimate anti zombie weapon............

  A virgin's pussy

  
  

• likeyou

  21 Dec 10, 09:05

  Originally posted by cyberr1981:

  (zombies are real, ppl who don't believe, don't continue reading....)

   

  I read in alot of zombie-survival guides that "taking over a mall" is top priority. I was like, where got so many malls for you to take over?

  Probably, I'll stock up food at home. Since most of us live in high-rise flats, home would be the best defence, especially if you're staying in corner units where you only need to lock the main door.

  What I worry for other people is that, I've been seeing new condos and landed properties whereby 90% of its walls are GLASS for chic design sake!!! ok, if the condo is 2nd storey and above, still alright... but for landed properties which 90% wall are glass, zombies will attack your home senseless.

  What's in the minds of designers? Walls of glass may look nice but it is not safe and private. Even burglars can break the glass to enter your premise easily.

  
  So far, never heard any hdb or condo collapsed.

• Zweiz

  21 Dec 10, 09:42

  Originally posted by storywolf:

  Sadly - yes loads of ammunitions and rifles - but all heavy lock up.  Don't think you can get them unless you have explosive or heavy machines ..... which would be too load and attract zombies.

  about as heavily locked up as a bicycle. if you've been to the armskote you'll understand ^^

• storywolf

  21 Dec 10, 11:16

  Originally posted by Zweiz:

  about as heavily locked up as a bicycle. if you've been to the armskote you'll understand ^^

   

  The main armskote door locks - I like see you take a crack at it.

   

   

   

• Zweiz

  21 Dec 10, 11:26

  Originally posted by storywolf:

  
  

   

  The main armskote door locks - I like see you take a crack at it.

  i think any bro here who served ns can tell you where the key is

• Zweiz

  21 Dec 10, 11:43

  which got me thinking, if the malls were locked where would i find the keys?

  i'm under the impression that individual stall owners hold their own keys and it's extremely unlikely that anywhere else in the building would have keys to access all stalls

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  21 Dec 10, 11:45

  Dead Centre?

  Chiu all rushing for the stock car???

• Asromanista2001

  21 Dec 10, 18:43

  the best place to go is the cemetery lah...............

• Asromanista2001

  21 Dec 10, 18:45

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  

   

  clam juice ????

   

  got such thing ah ???

   

  for cooking or what ???

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  21 Dec 10, 18:46

  Originally posted by Asromanista2001:

   

  clam juice ????

   

  got such thing ah ???

   

  for cooking or what ???

  
  wa ma na zai?

  I replying to milo de post ma...

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  21 Dec 10, 18:56

  Originally posted by AYYX:

  Maybe L4D...... there got guitar frying pan let him play somemore......

  
  skeali the Tanker come

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  21 Dec 10, 19:02

  Originally posted by Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1):

  
  skeali the Tanker come

  
  

• troublemaker2005

  21 Dec 10, 20:27

  internet slow like hell!

• AYYX

  21 Dec 10, 21:03

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  

  How you draw this de?   XD

• AYYX

  21 Dec 10, 21:04

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  

  Use this cook your legendary 猪脚 is it?   =P

• AYYX

  21 Dec 10, 21:06

  Originally posted by Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1):

  
  skeali the Tanker come

  At least it not like Witch, cannot sqeeze into small tunnel with us......

• storywolf

  22 Dec 10, 11:05

  Originally posted by Zweiz:

  i think any bro here who served ns can tell you where the key is

  
  cool let say you super lucky find the armskote key = got out a few rifle ... you going to charge the zombie shouting "bang, bang, bang !!!"

   

  opps - you forgot there is no ammo !!!

• angel7030

  22 Dec 10, 11:11

  what is armstoke?? arms got key meh?

• Zweiz

  22 Dec 10, 11:28

  Originally posted by storywolf:

  
  cool let say you super lucky find the armskote key = got out a few rifle ... you going to charge the zombie shouting "bang, bang, bang !!!"

   

  opps - you forgot there is no ammo !!!

  you still in bmt?

  fyi armskote contains live rounds. (unless you're in bmt hah). yup, after you pop you're gonna be doing your guard duties and prowling with live rounds, boy

• BadzMaro

  22 Dec 10, 11:46

  

  N fight your way to the nearest petrol station. lol...... next stop.. Airport. xD

• AYYX

  22 Dec 10, 11:58

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  

  N fight your way to the nearest petrol station. lol...... next stop.. Airport. xD

  Not ferry terminal ma?   =P