WHERE SINGAPORE FORUMS LINK IS FORWARDED
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where the zulkifli??
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maybe invited to lim kopi oredi
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*Zombies detected
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No wonder sgforums so dead now.
Like only 5 clones posting regularly.
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not so bad lah
i counted.
got 8.
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Originally posted by charlize:
No wonder sgforums so dead now.
Like only 5 clones posting regularly.
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lolz
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Originally posted by SJS6638:
where the zulkifli??
He was kidnapped by a team of highly secretive NWO agents. When the agents break into his house to plant something, zulkifli found out and this was their convestation.
zulkifli: Why are you in my house? Get out and I will call the police!!
Agent: I had to break in!! I have no time!! I have discovered something horrifying!
zulkifli: Okay you better give me a legitiment answer or I will dail 999 immediatly.
Agent: An innocent man was implicated in a deadly government conspiracy. He was kidnapped infront of my very eye!!
zulkifli: Who is the man?
Agent: You, dumbass (takes out sack and kidnapped zulkifli)
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*Eats popcorn
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Originally posted by Summer hill:
He was kidnapped by a team of highly secretive NWO agents. When the agents break into his house to plant something, zulkifli found out and this was their convestation.
zulkifli: Why are you in my house? Get out and I will call the police!!
Agent: Sorry, but I need to you tell you this. I saw an man kiddnapped by the government agent when they tried to put something here. They are in a conspiracy to control his mind subconciously.
zulkifli: Who is the man?
Agent: You. (takes out sack and kidnapped zulkifli)
he said he stay in JB. May be he kena hunted by govt then go JB
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!!!
u meant the govt sent Predators (AvP) after him?
oh dear me
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
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u meant the govt sent Predators (AvP) after him?
oh dear me
yup.
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scarly he comes back here with a gun to shoot us all dead
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okay, let me edit the story.
zulkifli: Why are you in my house? Get out and I will call the police!!
Agent: I had to break in!! I have no time!! I have discovered something horrifying!
zulkifli: Okay you better give me a legitiment answer or I will dail 999 immediatly.
Agent: An innocent man was implicated in a deadly government conspiracy. He was killed infront of my very eye!! Horrible!!!
zulkifli: Who is the man?
Agent: You, dumbass. (takes out silent gun and shot zulkifli.)
zulkifli stared into the agent eyes with horror and shock.
*Agent takes out a mircophone thingy*: Target neutralised.
Voice of somone: Roger. Take the device and torched the place and exit.
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Lolz
I will be the Alien Queen then
*chomps on a human for power up
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This thread become telling detective story thread. hahahahahahah
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really, i will appreciate it if we can have some of those monsters we see in Resident Evil use as defensive weapons
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Lolz
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zulkifli, u tidur???? or are you back to jail?
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Originally posted by SJS6638:
zulkifli, u tidur???? or are you back to jail?
i told you already, he's been kidnapped, killed, or both
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*Sends my alien warriors to find and save him
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
*Sends my alien warriors to find and save him
* hides zulkifli in the white house playground
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*Surronds the White House with my alien warriors and face huggers
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Lols..hmm..let see now. Dangerous man no lah...just...a human trying to promote sg forums and all your comments and mine are heard. Maybe dangerous man in the past to the gangster groups that tried to intimidate people who don't want to join them and probably a dangerous man to the muslim extremists or terrorists. Hey, you guys said that they know about sg forum for quite sometimes before I announce this to all of you so why you guys so afraid when I directly tell you where I've forwarded the sg forums link? So maybe some of you feel or think that when you criticized the government within this forums they wouldn't know or what? Criticism to government is good for the government to know and take it as feedbacks from the public or from any forums but its a matter how you do it right. Well, in the last general election...I had intentionally voted for the opposition. And the last president election I didn't even bother to come back to Singapore to vote. Yes, I stay in JB and I'm here in Singapore to do some flat painting work..tomorrow going back to JB and see the fireworks in my neighbourhood.
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Originally posted by Summer hill:
* hides zulkifli in the white house playground
Lols...don't worry...I'm a judo blackbelt in school and yellow belt karate and marksman..trained by the SAF.