BELIEVE IT OR NOT ( YEsterday in my VAN)
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now... that's something I didn't realise at first... you're sharp man...coool.... give me five....Originally posted by sh|nY_BoY:haha... u`re right. man...if she really urgent to go hospital that she needs to lend money..where got the time for a blow
bet when you first wrote this story... you didn't realise you loop-hole also, did you 19?
I mean, will u still have the mood to let her give you a B.J when she needs to go to the hospital? you'll be an animal if you did...
ever wonder if she is really going to the hospital, maybe not for her granny... but to collect her report for HIV scan?
then you're really done for man... good luck... and enjoy the remaining days... -
Load of bull.
Wake up your fking idea dude. -
Originally posted by 19Guy1LoveNotSex:
Chocolate? Strawberry? Vanilla?
YEsterday night ,saw a malay girl below my house void deck ,I am chinese and very boring ,so approach her pretending to ask direction ... when i was abt to ask for direction ,she told me that her grandma was in hospital and want to tk cab there and ask 20 dolars from me , i pity her and give her the money ,she then say i can return u a [b]flavour but cannot return u the money ,so she say do i want to have fun? i say anything and bring her to my car.. she help me to masturbate and bj .. after i shot , we parted...this i sthe fiorst time i encounter such good luck.. haha.. ANYONE HAVE THE SAME KIND OF EXPIERENCE B4?[/b] -
Ridleys' Believe it or not...
Good luck...
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i concur... you are very boring....Originally posted by 19Guy1LoveNotSex:YEsterday night ,saw a malay girl below my house void deck ,I am chinese and very boring ,
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Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:pls buck up ur eng....
n i tink u r qualified enuff nw to join life_mono & weird70s co. pte. ltd. -
if this was true.. you've been conned lah.. girl with granny in hospital sits around in void deck waiting for ppl to give her $20.. doesn't make sense..
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Ahaha.. I've realised that Singaporeans tend to make this mistake a lot.. even in speech. It always makes me laugh..Originally posted by the Bear:i concur... you are very boring.... -
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Hahahha you know what's the funny thing? There seems to be quite a few loopholes in this account of yours. Maybe is true.. but too good to be true.. I see it more or a fantasy or a fiction, pal.Originally posted by 19Guy1LoveNotSex:forget it.. u all wun believe it anyway.. just wanan share with u all here but its okie.. got or not i know can liao... 
If granny in hospital, still can give u blow... > too exaggerated! -
Originally posted by summerain22:Ahaha.. I've realised that Singaporeans tend to make this mistake a lot.. even in speech. It always makes me laugh.. ... So what???
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"I am very boring" = said by an honest person who is dull and uninteresting, capable of replacing Valium...
"I am bored" = said by someone who has run out of interesting things to do...
they are very different things...
when semi-literate people utter "i am very boring" when they mean "i am very bored", maybe they are speaking the truth?Originally posted by huatuo: ... So what??? -
De Gao Wang Zhong ~~If You Want True Power, You Have To Earn It, And You Have To Earn It With RespectOriginally posted by huatuo: ... So what??? -
$20 for BJ quite good dealOriginally posted by sillyme:if this was true.. you've been conned lah.. girl with granny in hospital sits around in void deck waiting for ppl to give her $20.. doesn't make sense.. -
you don't get it, the girl is probably lying about her GrandmaOriginally posted by FireIce:grandma in hospital and still got so much time to blow........? -
actually, i'd wager the guy was probably lying about the whole thingOriginally posted by AzRaeL:you don't get it, the girl is probably lying about her Grandma
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cock story... period.
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walau!!
why u guys tekan him???
true or opposite is belong to him ma...
i dun believe him but i cover it...
so i seems like believe...
by the way,where did u copy the story,,191love.......?? -
retarded.. all your stories are such tall tales.. you want to get high, go blow your van exhaust pipe or something...Originally posted by 19Guy1LoveNotSex:YEsterday night ,saw a malay girl below my house void deck ,I am chinese and very boring ,so approach her pretending to ask direction ... when i was abt to ask for direction ,she told me that her grandma was in hospital and want to tk cab there and ask 20 dolars from me , i pity her and give her the money ,she then say i can return u a flavour but cannot return u the money ,so she say do i want to have fun? i say anything and bring her to my car.. she help me to masturbate and bj .. after i shot , we parted...this i sthe fiorst time i encounter such good luck.. haha.. ANYONE HAVE THE SAME KIND OF EXPIERENCE B4? -
agreed. that moron is really boring, retarded, spastic and whatever nasty adjective you can think up. sheesh.. for all you know he could be some fat slob with pimples on his bottom trying to get some attention he will never have in real life.Originally posted by the Bear:i concur... you are very boring....
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only you would believe such garbage.Originally posted by natural_boy:walau!!
why u guys tekan him???
true or opposite is belong to him ma...
i dun believe him but i cover it...
so i seems like believe...
by the way,where did u copy the story,,191love.......??
call me paranoid, but i'd say you and tat 19 lankyass fellow could be the same guy. you always leap to his defence, either you are really desperate to get high, or you are him. -
so nothing. duh. we are just saying that he is really boring.. trying to make himself look like a stud, when in real life he could probably join a freak show in the moscow circus.Originally posted by huatuo: ... So what??? -
Wah.... this story got all the required elements of a self-fantasy...
(1) Self-Samaritan
(2) Inter-racial, uhm, u-know-wat
(3) Young, desirable thing
(4) Unexpected surprise
(5) Unusual setting
(6) Cheap, good deal
(7) No strings attached -
waAHAHAHAHAHA.... UR DAMN FUNNYOriginally posted by 19Guy1LoveNotSex:YEsterday night ,saw a malay girl below my house void deck ,I am chinese and very boring ,so approach her pretending to ask direction ... when i was abt to ask for direction ,she told me that her grandma was in hospital and want to tk cab there and ask 20 dolars from me , i pity her and give her the money ,she then say i can return u a flavour but cannot return u the money ,so she say do i want to have fun? i say anything and bring her to my car.. she help me to masturbate and bj .. after i shot , we parted...this i sthe fiorst time i encounter such good luck.. haha.. ANYONE HAVE THE SAME KIND OF EXPIERENCE B4? -
Originally posted by dumbdumb!:retarded.. all your stories are such tall tales.. you want to get high, go blow your van exhaust pipe or something...
