Things to do before going for NS?
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be prepared to get tekanned and declare gay if things get out of hand
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Was wondering what are some of the interesting things that we can do on this boring island b4 getting to a smaller island this sep... suggestions?
definetly must masturbate more and release your load first. best is the night just before you go in. KNN.......i not kidding loh.
u all think i'm joking then you all should wash your face.
BMT recruits cannot book out for the 1st two weeks. all stay-in(unless PES E).
2 weeks with no girls, no porn, everyday face guys, no TV.......i assure you : definetly will fantasize a lot about sex whenever you got time(like when you're not tired).
just be very wild on the last night before you go in. not kidding you.if u wanna be a commander or officer, always show urself that u can be a team player, in that way ur superior will take notice of u.
that's the worst thing i ever heard. ok lah, being sergeant or officer in NS will be like almost god-mode lah, but also more work and more commitment.
like during holidays the men(CPLs and below) can go back have fun, while the commanders still must plan with the OCs on the training activities etc.
i assure you, commitment very heavy one and you even more sian.
worst thing is : even being officer during your NS life will not prepare you when you ORD loh. the whole world is like very different after you finish NS.
unless your rank is COL or BG when you get out of NS lah, then got difference(but impossible one).Last time, its more like sgt tikan recruits. But now, many of my army cronies complain that their role has shift from an instructor to a child care teacher. This is what i have gathered from my friends la.
no lah, actually nowadays, SGTs still got tekkan recuits a lot. not much difference. the more the SGT don't like your face/attitude/character/personality, the more they target you all the time, even if you got no wrong. seen this countless times already loh.
the only difference between now and last time(30 - 40 years ago) is that the SGTs last time is really like god and behave like LTC like that : can ask you to get out of bed at 2 am and run in the rain loh. crazy ah, last time.
other than self-pleasuring, there's nothing else to do before going to tekong. look at my freedom now.......i feel like i'm god. looking back, although i PES E one, the one-week stay-in compared to freedom is also very KNN.
also, when you're in army, be good boy lah. be nice to everyone, from fellow recruits to SGTs to officers. like if you're nice to those outside cleaners in tekong, the sergeants/officers will also notice one.
also, if you're the shy/quiet-quiet type, those officers/SGTs also won't touch you so much, because they're more used to tekkaning tough guys.
if you're the shy-quiet type, you'll observe that their actions/speech towards you(one-to-one) also like they're very uncertain like that.
but if you wanna play this way, be sure to do it all the way until ORD lah.
last time my camp got one guy like that lah. SGTs and officers always shield him one, because he's shy/quiet and more like a girl lah(but he's not ah-kua at all).
SGTs/officers more like target those always want to slack that kind(which is majority of NSFs lah).
good luck hor.
when you come book-out, nikar will send porn DVDs to you. you got DVD player right? what titles you want? "monsters and blondes"? "30 on 15"? "japanese steama"
nikar. -
get rid of any annoying habits or quirks you may have ... snoring is especially BAAAADDDDDDD !!!!! ........
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take a photo of yourself. better yet, with friends going in same batch as you.
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yes, in case those sgts and pc physically abuse u...u can show photo evidences of before and after....Originally posted by Gordonator:take a photo of yourself. better yet, with friends going in same batch as you. -
with all eyes on the SAF now, after the drowning case and all that .... highly unlikely lah .... don't think there will be much tekaning going on ..... which is bad actually if you think about it .... what would you prefer, kena pumped a few times and verbal-fucked for a while ... or you want to sign extra .... i suspect that now because the commanders are afraid to tekan you, they'll be more liberal with signing extras ......Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:yes, in case those sgts and pc physically abuse u...u can show photo evidences of before and after.... -
Just remember that all shit will come to an end...
someday
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time changes, highly doubt that those "daycare centre teachers" will tekan the recruits nowadays.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:yes, in case those sgts and pc physically abuse u...u can show photo evidences of before and after....
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you're VERY VERY wrong on this!!Originally posted by Nikar:.....also, if you're the shy/quiet-quiet type, those officers/SGTs also won't touch you so much, because they're more used to tekkaning tough guys. -
chao recruits!!!@
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And this is a fine example of one failing BMT again and again till he ORD as a chao recruit that he think he is a CB Sgt... ranting on SGforums...Originally posted by Sergeant Chee Bai:chao recruits!!!@
Think he might win the case against SAF if he want... -
Hmm... except that there are tons of mosquitoes... Group of people who will by all means torture you and you have to dig holes to answer nature calls at least for a period of 7 days...Originally posted by freedom4ever:wow...... wow.......
the scenery so beautiful. like resort at sentosa.
go there like chalet like that.
Wanna join the country club??? -
you're VERY VERY wrong on this!!
KNN Fugue.....i see with my own eyes leh. got a few ones in my camp last time. when you serve NS? 10 years ago is it? 10 years ago then different lah. now it's different.
anyway, the only nice thing about tekong is the scenery. last time, my bunk was facing the sea and the main island.
at around 5.30 pm to 8.00 pm every day, whoa.........when you look out of the window, the skies are very beautiful with the sunset, because there's no buildings to block the full view. you can actually see the whole sunset in all it's glory.
then, at 8.00 pm to 9.00, when you look out of your window, you can see the main island, especially the OUB building and the tall buildings at CBD. the skyline of SG, in other words.
the main island looks so distant and so faraway, and yet so peaceful and warm when you look at it on tekong. i'll never forget that experience.
maybe one day, i'll pay a visit to tekong and request if i can stay there until 9.30 pm to enjoy the sunset. -
since you like it so much, why not you stay there forever and dun come back??Originally posted by Nikar:KNN Fugue.....i see with my own eyes leh. got a few ones in my camp last time. when you serve NS? 10 years ago is it? 10 years ago then different lah. now it's different.
anyway, the only nice thing about tekong is the scenery. last time, my bunk was facing the sea and the main island.
at around 5.30 pm to 8.00 pm every day, whoa.........when you look out of the window, the skies are very beautiful with the sunset, because there's no buildings to block the full view. you can actually see the whole sunset in all it's glory.
then, at 8.00 pm to 9.00, when you look out of your window, you can see the main island, especially the OUB building and the tall buildings at CBD. the skyline of SG, in other words.
the main island looks so distant and so faraway, and yet so peaceful and warm when you look at it on tekong. i'll never forget that experience.
maybe one day, i'll pay a visit to tekong and request if i can stay there until 9.30 pm to enjoy the sunset. -
tekong is a nice place...nice offr mess...tts also where i had my first game of paintball...
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GIVE up your citizenship.
This country is not worth defending if the Government shoves everything down your throat with the "we know best" attitude and does everything it can to destroy the reputation of a person who has the courage to challenge its choice of President and just wants to take part in the political process as an active and responsible citizen. -
really?Originally posted by Kenneth Tan Jian Wei:Practise on masturbating discreetly. Because you'll be charged if you are caught doing it in the army.
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since you like it so much, why not you stay there forever and dun come back??
stay there forever also cannot lah! like the Buddha said "all things in moderation". if too much sex also sick after a while. must like 1 hour of sex, 2 hours of foreplay, 1 hour of kissing, 2 hours of sports, 2 hours of video games, 1 hour of eating etc.......then healthy mah!
if tekong is sex resort i'll go there and stay forever loh! -
go for a sex-change op....lol
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shouldn't you be in hougang chalet by now?Originally posted by Mark Teo:i was recently out of course, n downgraded coz of my mental illness... -
OOC(out of course)Originally posted by Mark Teo:i was recently out of course, n downgraded coz of my mental illness...
so now i m an extra, working in the company office, doing admin work n sai kang like sweeping floor, cleaning stuffs, carrying things n throwing rubbish etc, while waiting to be posted out -
BMT life is the most relax compared to the rest of ur army life.
no hassle and need to bother..
tts my opinion ..Originally posted by technoboy:I thought BMT is the toughest in your NS life? Sorry know nothing about NS... Can someone enlighten me please? -
I agree.. Wana do whatever u cant do in the army.. do now..
but no nid to go to point of get porn dvd.
PES E... duhz..
relac jack..
Ma fan bunch of people.. (no offence) of course in the eyes of the instructors in the school.
Excuse, running, marching, jumping, Excuse sitting, excuse sunlight, excuse helmet, excuse footwear, excuse uniform, excuse all kind of crap.
PES E jitao some just faking the crap out of the way.
Must admire their dedication to chao geng. Of course true cases i got no quams. For those slackers, it speaks the mentality of young NSFs nowadays.
Only know how to complain. No wonder SAF now getting more pussies getting enlisted.
Little bit complain MP. Spoilt brats. (Of course not at the masses, not all are brats.)
Originally posted by Nikar:no lah, actually nowadays, SGTs still got tekkan recuits a lot. not much difference. the more the SGT don't like your face/attitude/character/personality, the more they target you all the time, even if you got no wrong. seen this countless times already loh.
the only difference between now and last time(30 - 40 years ago) is that the SGTs last time is really like god and behave like LTC like that : can ask you to get out of bed at 2 am and run in the rain loh. crazy ah, last time.
other than self-pleasuring, there's nothing else to do before going to tekong. look at my freedom now.......i feel like i'm god. looking back, although i PES E one, the one-week stay-in compared to freedom is also very KNN.
also, when you're in army, be good boy lah. be nice to everyone, from fellow recruits to SGTs to officers. like if you're nice to those outside cleaners in tekong, the sergeants/officers will also notice one.
also, if you're the shy/quiet-quiet type, those officers/SGTs also won't touch you so much, because they're more used to tekkaning tough guys.
if you're the shy-quiet type, you'll observe that their actions/speech towards you(one-to-one) also like they're very uncertain like that.
but if you wanna play this way, be sure to do it all the way until ORD lah.
last time my camp got one guy like that lah. SGTs and officers always shield him one, because he's shy/quiet and more like a girl lah(but he's not ah-kua at all).
SGTs/officers more like target those always want to slack that kind(which is majority of NSFs lah).
good luck hor.
when you come book-out, nikar will send porn DVDs to you. you got DVD player right? what titles you want? "monsters and blondes"? "30 on 15"? "japanese steama"
nikar. -
A whole lot of crap...
Last time excused RMJ still need to drive cos not excused of driving when I injured my right leg....
Later cannot step on brake in time and kena charge... -
SAF will only believe you when you're DEAD.Originally posted by caleb_chiang:A whole lot of crap...
Last time excused RMJ still need to drive cos not excused of driving when I injured my right leg....
Later cannot step on brake in time and kena charge...