What to say to an ex gf for the first time you see her....
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really dun get it when the TS post such a lame topic, saying all suggestions welcome, but there he goes criticising people's effort for playing along with him......
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you think i am kidding about meeting my ex at the friends party?Originally posted by Vel Vel:really dun get it when the TS post such a lame topic, saying all suggestions welcome, but there he goes criticising people's effort for playing along with him......
ok, when i post the report after the party, please keep away from the thread. -
by the way, the party has been set on 23 Feb 2007, next friday.
thus far, the "you look fat" sounds best. -
Originally posted by pervertboi:still so fat ah?
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What did she do to you the last time man.Originally posted by Deportivo:Sounds good.
Another idea which is high in my list is to talk to her normally but keep getting her name wrong repeatedly.
I am sure this will piss her off, big time.
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Oh man, she's has a problem in anger management! plus we cheated on each other.Originally posted by M©+square:What did she do to you the last time man. -
Then you were just as bad.Originally posted by Deportivo:Oh man, she's has a problem in anger management! plus we cheated on each other.
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they are birds of same flock.Originally posted by Wanda:Then you were just as bad. -
Indeed, but i never went all the way with the other girl, while she completed the marathon back then.Originally posted by Wanda:Then you were just as bad. -
i don even have an ex gf before
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wah lau....Originally posted by Deportivo:Indeed, but i never went all the way with the other girl, while she completed the marathon back then. -
so after so many year, it is now good time to annoy her a little.Originally posted by M©+square:wah lau.... -
Then she will say :you too!
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thats why i need something extra powerful to get her really annoyed.Originally posted by T.Ryousuke:Then she will say :you too! -
what if she totally not fat and looks damn chio leh?
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Where's your boyfriend? Not with you today?
If dun have lagi best...
If have... Reply with:"My wife's here, i'll tell you she's way better than you"-pretend to be unaffected by the fact that she's an ex
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where's yr bf???Originally posted by Deportivo:...since you broke up many years ago?
Will be going to a mutual friends party pretty soon and it will be the first time i will have seen my ex since we broke up many years ago (i'm married now by the way). Any good suggestions on what to say to her to make her annoyed/jealous etc???? All suggestions welcome.
u meant that joker over there is him -
Then i must have Plan B.Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:what if she totally not fat and looks damn chio leh?
Plan B: say some other witty things to make her even more pissed off. -
why would u want to piss ur ex when u see her?Originally posted by Deportivo:Then i must have Plan B.
Plan B: say some other witty things to make her even more pissed off.
really no point.. -
Malays should know this phrase very well.Originally posted by Deportivo:Then i must have Plan B.
Plan B: say some other witty things to make her even more pissed off.
"Berapa bulan?" -
If you see her tomorrow just say GONG XI FA CAI WAN SHI RU YI!!!!!
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Haha! thats a good one!Originally posted by aku1b0d0:Malays should know this phrase very well.
"Berapa bulan?" -
ASGM?
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tell her your wife likes to give u BJ?
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Actually hor, if i were ex-gf, u might piss me off temporarilyOriginally posted by Deportivo:Then i must have Plan B.
Plan B: say some other witty things to make her even more pissed off.
But I will also feel that *hehehe* poor fella, must have inflicted him damn bad damage that after marriage still thinking of what happened -shake head- can't let go. What hits a woman hardest is to realise the man really - doesn't- care for her ANYMORE.
I think cordial friendliness, but more like you are really enjoying yourself with your friends, smiling nicely (but superficial friendly talk) to her, to show that her that you really dont give a damn about her anymore.
AND if you want her to feel jealous, best if she OVERHEARS something, rather than you SAY to her. You know its like..
Friend: What? You've got to go liao?
You: -pai say- yeah lah, got to fetch the wife. So late liao, not so safe for her to go back alone.
Friend: Waaaa... since when you become so 24 hour dutiful husband???
You: -smile smile- wat to do, marry good wife must take care ma, I better go laa
All the friends: OK LAH OK LAH GO LAH TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE LAH!
You: We'll catch up again BYEBYE
HER: -BITES SHOES WHILE TRYING TO CATCH UR EYE-