Wats the best excuses for not using Condoms?
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So your manhood is so big that it might be too big for meOriginally posted by X-men:Condom too small for my manhood and it will 'kill' it for having it over my manhood for so long.
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I havent agreed on product testing.... how about testing it with your four skinny and one fatter friends?Originally posted by Master -_-:"It's new on the market..Super micro thin ones..I'm testing it out" -
How young are you ?Originally posted by pervertboi:prove to me u love me.... -
2 months ? CUte !!Originally posted by dork3d:Actually me already have two Mini Mes, a year apart...
My two months old Mini Me 2 is a chip off the block of my wife... My Mini Me 1 looks like me, now a year old liao...
female or male? I heard if male looks like wife would be a handsome bloke when he matures 
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Now I see the meaning of your nick lolOriginally posted by pervertboi:no need excuse....
insist on using, then make a fast one....
tear off the tip... done...
Whats the point if you only remove the tip?
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AWWwwww sooo sweet!Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):i wan to make u preg and have my bb so i can marry u and grow old together with u.... -
Originally posted by 798:AWWwwww sooo sweet! Originally posted by christie8282:they always say you can only believe 50% of wat guys says and guess wat I believe you !!
50% believe
Only the preg and bb part
50% dun think so ....
marry me ?
grow old?
Probably
Which clinic charges cheaper for abortion? -
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LoL...
i stil tink dis shld b in the bar forum...
bar forum slogan - "Everything adult should come here."
some other ppl might find it awkward seein dis kinda topic in Chit Chat.
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jus say forgot to buy lo
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"I'm catholic, and catholics are against birth control."
"I will control and not shoot in you."
" If you become pregnant, nevermind. Because I will still marry you in the end."
"It's God's will if you become pregnant, condom or no condom... so why wear it?"
" Everything is predestined." -
We have religious conflict ......Originally posted by Quinsy:"I'm catholic, and catholics are against birth control."
"I will control and not shoot in you."
" If you become pregnant, nevermind. Because I will still marry you in the end."
"It's God's will if you become pregnant, condom or no condom... so why wear it?"
" Everything is predestined."
I will also control and not let you in
If I become pregnant. nevermind becos you will ask to go abortion......
Funny I think we have different god.....
Yah true its also predestined that you are getting any love tonight -
we should be more open since the young kids/adults some ppl call themselves are getting into r/s younger then ever ..... some even 13 yrs of age. They dun even know why the balls grows on the outside and the brother is not inserted thru the urinal tract ......Originally posted by RiverFoX:LoL...
i stil tink dis shld b in the bar forum...
bar forum slogan - "Everything adult should come here."
some other ppl might find it awkward seein dis kinda topic in Chit Chat. -
Allergic to latex.Originally posted by caleb_chiang:allergy to condoms???
Hey, its a legitimate excuse! And its real! -
sweet but U know at the back of ur mind its a lie..Originally posted by 798:AWWwwww sooo sweet! -
Originally posted by christie8282:U know its kinda true ....
having sex is only 0.1% of ur lifetime ..... so why have it ? it's only 0.1% of your life? Goodness... i think your bf must be very deprived then -
"do you have a choice?"
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"i don't want a rubber to get in between us"
"sex without condom is 100 times better feel"
"i will withdraw, i promise i wont spray your face"
"here, eat this morning-after pill later" -
They dont have XXXL condomsOriginally posted by christie8282:Girls what is the best excuses you have heard so far from guys to get out of using condoms?
Guys what are the excuses you have used to get yourself out of using condoms?
So far the interesting ones I have heard is...
The guy said.... " I'm infertile "
I was -
"I've got that all covered"
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'coz my gun isnt loaded...cant shoot any rounds....has been checked clear! ready to send arms!'
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this thread is still alive -
ahaaa......Originally posted by christie8282:Whats the point if you only remove the tip? 
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sorry darling, but today is WORLD NO CONDOM DAY!!!
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Ah, but Mother Church is also against fornication....Originally posted by Quinsy:"I'm catholic, and catholics are against birth control."
"I will control and not shoot in you."
" If you become pregnant, nevermind. Because I will still marry you in the end."
"It's God's will if you become pregnant, condom or no condom... so why wear it?"
" Everything is predestined."