what if one day....
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10 v 1 u also kena p4wn3dOriginally posted by eagle:actually in army, I learned a bit of basic jujitsu and taekwando... Useless though...
Jujitsu learned was for Ops Bacinet (think spelled wrongly).... Learned how to lock people, break their arms, break their legs, etc...
Taekwando only learn how to kick...
master the art of black magic.
DEATH NOTE!
lol
sidetracking alr....
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This is very true... Even OPT from pumping Iron forum will admit that...Originally posted by iaintmad:10 v 1 u also kena p4wn3d -
I am afraid before one can finish with the sentence he or she already kena knock down by the gangster.Originally posted by eagle:
You must face the gangsters and say:
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, Amen.
Or in German
Im Namen des Vaters, des Sohnes und des heiligen Geistes, Amen.
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Some kicks can giv u a minor heartattack wor ....Originally posted by eagle:actually in army, I learned a bit of basic jujitsu and taekwando... Useless though...
Jujitsu learned was for Ops Bacinet (think spelled wrongly).... Learned how to lock people, break their arms, break their legs, etc...
Taekwando only learn how to kick...
Anyway u ever seen a army grp fight wif a bengster grp,
ttry hanging out at tamp when nites out time,
e bengsters drop like bowling pins ....
N they STAY down ...
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push my gf to them and run
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two teeth out first.Originally posted by qlqq9:I am afraid before one can finish with the sentence he or she already kena knock down by the gangster.
ahah
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Originally posted by Omniknight:push my gf to them and run
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1 each ?Originally posted by iaintmad:two teeth out first.
ahah
how 'romantic' .... -
Originally posted by NemesisAlien:1 each ?
how 'romantic' .... 
pawn @ toothfairy
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$_$Originally posted by iaintmad: pawn @ toothfairy
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From commando unit?Originally posted by NemesisAlien:Some kicks can giv u a minor heartattack wor ....
Anyway u ever seen a army grp fight wif a bengster grp,
ttry hanging out at tamp when nites out time,
e bengsters drop like bowling pins ....
N they STAY down ...
lol
I heard from a commando warrant that... if a commando (during NSF) gets into a fight outside... they get charged for fighting... if they lose the fight, they get an additional charge for losing the fight... True a not ah? -
wha.Originally posted by eagle:From commando unit?
I heard from a commando warrant that... if a commando (during NSF) gets into a fight outside... they get charged for fighting... if they lose the fight, they get an additional charge for losing the fight... True a not ah?
spre army want face sia.
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Insect spray won't melt eyes.Originally posted by parn:Carry one can of baygone insect spray in your gf's bag...then when you are in times of trouble, tell them "hold on ah...wait ah...i got something in the bag for all of you" then take out the insect spray and spray in all their eyes until it burns and melts their eyeballs, then go give each and everyone of those gangsters a kick in their ku ku jiao and then kick their mouth until they choked on their own teeth.
While you are kicking their mouth, make sure you xiao sa de take out your mobile and dial-a-cab to ride into the darkness together with your gf.
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bcct!
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Originally posted by parn:Then the girlfriend must tell the boyfriend "Spartans! Prepare for GLORY!"
Ho sei ah! -
just take out and wear your mouth guards
and start to secure your wrist with bandages.
LOL im sure they'll sure scared one
if anything fails, 'accidentally' drop your sparnas on the floor can liao -
i so small sized!
l8er i take out my knife, the take out theirs also.
wha.
honggan -
I just did a 6 vs 1 in KL few weeks ago. Ended up i stabbed 2 guys with satay sticks bouncers held me down n i got a black eye from one of the sneaky bastards. Reason ? Pushed me off the ledge while ordering lok lok food , i fell , sauce spilled on me , girl tripped when i fell. Somemore it was a very classy bar somemore. Did not expect the patrons to have that kind of attitude. I was super pissed off , coupled with 3 bottles whiskey. Who will not lose the plot.
I can tell all yous that all ur combat training and all that mumbo jumbo martial arts , just makes ur reaction time better and able to withstand punches. Outside brawls has no rules. Must treat it as a life or death situation and anything , everything is a weapon especially when u are outnumbered.
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Wha Badzmaro.
gice me ur number leh.
next time i outnumbered i call you
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only take out ur knife last minute when u can stab them. So at least u had advantage then later either run or stab them all. like u say.. u take out knife , they confirm grab weapons also la.Originally posted by iaintmad:i so small sized!
l8er i take out my knife, the take out theirs also.
wha.
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i dowan go boys home mannnnnn.Originally posted by BadzMaro:only take out ur knife last minute when u can stab them. So at least u had advantage then later either run or stab them all. like u say.. u take out knife , they confirm grab weapons also la.
dont stab la.
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Originally posted by iaintmad:i dowan go boys home mannnnnn.
dont stab la.
slash can alr. 
Well i admit different laws applies to different places. I was fortunate to have influencial friends lo. N plus the stabs were not too deep.
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Originally posted by iaintmad:i dowan go boys home mannnnnn.
dont stab la.
slash can alr.
Also go boys home.
Might as well push him in front of an oncoming Ambulance.
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like tt can blame the medics right?Originally posted by RsSDumbSteR:
Also go boys home.
Might as well push him in front of an oncoming Ambulance.
Convenient also 
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no, usually i'm the 1 who say, wat u looking at?