Ang mos are overrrated.
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Hey! hey! watch out - your 1st post & u come out with some extreme remarks.Originally posted by Joseph Wong:Hm, sorry to interrupt what this seems to be a great conversation. But this Gedanken? Is a textbook psychopath/sociopath.
Being in cyberspace, I totally dont know u or Ged but I have seen thru a adequate amount of dialogue between the opposing debaters lately & I sorry to object to the way u pose the question. I know Ged is a bit hou lian but other than that I think he is doing fine. -
i told you guys before that gendaken is a literature nerd.
gaming nerds spend all their time on games, but this one spends all his time on hard-to-understand books. -
hard to understand books ? -
Well you can't expect a mentally-challenged to comprehend the works of shakespeare, right?Originally posted by Nikar2:i told you guys before that gendaken is a literature nerd.
gaming nerds spend all their time on games, but this one spends all his time on hard-to-understand books. -
Because not everyone has the ability.Originally posted by BadzMaro:
hard to understand books ? -
(teraxa)
Well you can't expect a mentally-challenged to comprehend the works of shakespeare, right?
sadly, we're not mentally challenged.
it's only that gendaken fails to lead the life of a normal person.
how sad!!!!!! boo-hoo-hoo!!!!!
and u? his dog?! -
To me, you aren't very 'normal' either.Originally posted by Nikar2:(teraxa)
sadly, we're not mentally challenged.
it's only that gendaken fails to lead the life of a normal person.
how sad!!!!!! boo-hoo-hoo!!!!!
and u? his dog?! -
So says the minion who has the reasoning ability of an iron filing and talks out of his arse.Originally posted by Nikar2:sadly, we're not mentally challenged.
it's only that gendaken fails to lead the life of a normal person.
how sad!!!!!! boo-hoo-hoo!!!!!
and u? his dog?! -
Please spare a thought for iron filings.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:So says the minion who has the reasoning ability of an iron filing and talks out of his arse. -
My my my, aren't we the little exhibitionist now? You've just proven what I said about you and your opinions in the most literal manner.Originally posted by jojobeach:Wait har... intermission, me go pang sai first. Cannot hold in liao.
BE RIGHT BACK.
First angel asks tera out for a date, and now this. The two of you have some bizarre mating rituals and it really makes my skin crawl.Originally posted by jojobeach:Ged !
Come back leh. So boring without you.....
Ooooh, I guess you're the only person around who knows anything about investments? Lemme guess - pork bellies and sugar.Originally posted by jojobeach:sigh.. ok lah... I'll tell you.. but not that I hao lian ok ?
Because you have to work for your money, my money works for me......
Not hao lian hor..... I very humble one.....
You study Ang Moh textbook ABC.. I study 123.. ok ? In your little world that may count that as a job, but that's only important enough to be a hobby for me.
It doesn't matter if you study ABC or 123 - you're trying to put 2 and 2 together to get pi.
Say, I have a favour to ask of you. My friendÂ’s just bought one of those inflatable castles for her one-year-old and the supplied pump is hopeless. Is there any chance she could borrow your overinflated sense of worth?
Of course her grandmother's a liar. If she'd told angel the truth right from the start, she'd know her menial place in this world.Originally posted by jojobeach:No you implying her grandma is a LIAR. BAaaAAad boy you. Bend down NOW.
These mating rituals of yours are getting weirder and weirder. HereÂ’s a tip, if youÂ’re trying to crack on to a guy, it really doesnÂ’t help if you come off as a shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.Originally posted by jojobeach:I'd love to stick a banana ups ur ass.... CAN???
Don't go dragging women in general into this when itÂ’s just beggars like you can hardly afford to be choosers. Even so, those freaky mating rituals of your have gone right off the deep end of desperation.Originally posted by jojobeach:But now, we women will just take whatever the men gives.
Oh, come on. You’ve already ventured into the banana market – why stop there?Originally posted by jojobeach:No thanks. I'd rather just stick to humans for now. -
Ah, you've finally realised your lowly, servile place in this world – you’re on the right track now!Originally posted by angel7030:hv u run out of coke or pop, let me get a combo for u.
No thanks, youÂ’re enough of a simpleton for this whole forum.Originally posted by angel7030:Be simple ya.
Well put!Originally posted by angel7030:Again, we are all born naked, stupid, hungry and looking for foods, it is thru our upbringing, education, lifestyle, environment and perhap genes (small and big) that nurtured us to be smart, clever and cunning, as we gain more knowledge, some of us may loose our innocent begining.
One thing though - how come you stayed stupid then? -
Oh dearie me. Some people just donÂ’t seem to know their place.
Hard-to-understand books? That's a very broad description. After all, by your standards the Mister Men series and Miffy would fall into that category.Originally posted by Nikar2:i told you guys before that gendaken is a literature nerd.
gaming nerds spend all their time on games, but this one spends all his time on hard-to-understand books.
The other guys donÂ’t seem to have any difficulty understanding what I write. The fact of the matter is that while people take the high jump as an Olympic sport, you and angel are promoting the intellectual limbo instead.
No, you're too challenged to even realise that you're challenged.Originally posted by Nikar2:sadly, we're not mentally challenged.
This coming from somebody who's quite proudly claiming a reatrd like angel as his girlfriend. It's endearing, but just ever so slightly distasteful.Originally posted by Nikar2:it's only that gendaken fails to lead the life of a normal person. -
Oh me, oh my. What have we here? An undergrad student who's read a couple of subjects and thinks he's ready to become a psychologist, perchance?Originally posted by Joseph Wong:Hm, sorry to interrupt what this seems to be a great conversation. But this Gedanken? Is a textbook psychopath/sociopath.
Well, junior, you'll find that your diagnosis fails by both DSM-IV and ICD-10 diagnostic criteria. If I have to explain how and why this is so, you're wasting my time - I've chewed up and spat out more talented undergrads than you, so don't go fancying yourself as anything special.
I suppose you're basing your half-baked opinion on the way I've been talking to jojo and her pet chimps. Lemme lay it out for you, booster - angel's been taking cheap potshots and then running for cover behind the completely inapplicable social norm of, "you don't treat a lady like that", and her flunkies have been merrily providing ballast. I've simply brushed that aside by showing how angel is by no means a lady and then treating her in a manner that befits her own pathetic conduct. It's not my concern if you choose to follow norms mindlessly without considering their raison d'être and then go off with an amateur-hour Freud impression.
Anyway, thanks for playing, tiger. As a parting gift, I'll give you a tip: if you're going to talk textbook, read the book first. -
Ah, ever the little daydreamer, trying to get other people to do her work for her.Originally posted by jojobeach:If I don't remember wrong.
The procedure for vasectomy is..
First you shave the balls and surrounding areas.
Then 3 needles goes into your balls where the incision will be, for the anesthetics.
Then the docs will cut small holes.. on the balls.
Then he will have to fiddle around inside your balls to get the sperm tube tide.. while you are still awake.
Then doc will stitch the openings up.
And off you go, home to your beloved wife.
Then after your wounds are healed, you will need to masterbate and then the docs will check to make sure no sperm get's released.
After that.. most men I talked to, claims their libido dips.....
ok.. now.. guys here... STILL GAME FOR THIS ???
Why don't you get a hysterectomy and do the gene pool endless good? -
(gendaken)
Hard-to-understand books? That's a very broad description. After all, by your standards the Mister Men series and Miffy would fall into that category.
hate to say this, but what's wrong with Mister Men and Missy books?
they're cute, they're collectible, and I, as a real man, used to love them so much as a kid. if i had US$1 million, i would spend part of it getting the entire collection.
now, the Mr. Men series Rules!!!!! repeat after me, you male prude.The other guys donÂ’t seem to have any difficulty understanding what I write.
go into the dictionary and check up the meaning of hypocrisy.
they're faking it and trying to be smart.
no matter how good your literature skills are, you won't be able to read others' minds unless you're....GOD.
The fact of the matter is that while people take the high jump as an Olympic sport, you and angel are promoting the intellectual limbo instead.
i don't understand what exactly is "intellectual limbo", but it seems to mean "the art of being dumba**es".
unfortunately, me and angel are non-pretentious real humans, and no thanks....we politely decline taking high jump as an olympic sport cos' we don't wanna hurt our backs.....we still wanna have sex and make lots of babies.
hey! be our babies' godfather, will ya, you literature nerd? :laughing:This coming from somebody who's quite proudly claiming a reatrd like angel as his girlfriend. It's endearing, but just ever so slightly distasteful.
retard? u even know the real definition of "retard"?
a retard is someone who is really mentally disabled, and they are the kinds shown in those charity shows: they can't hold a pen, they dunno how to walk, they talk in babbles....they drool.....but look at angel......
she's cool, she has character, she's hot, she makes FI look like half-baked crap and makes HK looks like a little kindergarten girl, she is in a class and style of her own, she can hold her own argument against a bunch of male b**tards, she is good at written english, she has real boobs, she can make babies, she is great at sex and she is a solid princess all of her own.
now, i hate to say this, but stop degrading her, because she owns both you and Chuck Norris totally, with just a single kick to the groins.
and me? i would be eating chicken chop while watching a literature nerd and an old kung-fu master with erectile dysfunction, both moaning in great pain!!!!!!!! -
Wah already page 50.... Faster than Bar's and Speaker's Corner's legendary threads
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! ROFLMAO!!!Originally posted by Nikar2:...she is good at written english...
Have you been sharing pills with some of the dudes at Speaker's Corner? -
Yes, but will you enjoy those books as much without Mummy helping you with the big words?Originally posted by Nikar2:now, the Mr. Men series Rules!!!!! repeat after me, you male prude.
hate to say this, but what's wrong with Mister Men and Missy books?
they're cute, they're collectible, and I, as a real man, used to love them so much as a kid. if i had US$1 million, i would spend part of it getting the entire collection.
I love how you claim to be a real man, especially after already admitting that you cower in a storeroom like a little girl while the real men go do real work.
No need to read minds here. Their responses show that they easily have a grasp of what I'm saying. However, you couldn't possibly get your head around either my posts or their responses, so none of it makes any sense to you.Originally posted by Nikar2:go into the dictionary and check up the meaning of hypocrisy.
they're faking it and trying to be smart.
no matter how good your literature skills are, you won't be able to read others' minds unless you're....GOD.
Of course - it's already abundantly clear in nature that lower life forms such as the two of you tend to reproduce more. After all, the predators have to be fed, don't they?Originally posted by Nikar2:i don't understand what exactly is "intellectual limbo", but it seems to mean "the art of being dumba**es".
unfortunately, me and angel are non-pretentious real humans, and no thanks....we politely decline taking high jump as an olympic sport cos' we don't wanna hurt our backs.....we still wanna have sex and make lots of babies.
My point precisely. What's yours?Originally posted by Nikar2:retard? u even know the real definition of "retard"?
a retard is someone who is really mentally disabled, and they are the kinds shown in those charity shows: they can't hold a pen, they dunno how to walk, they talk in babbles....they drool.....but look at angel......
How would you know, he of Mister Men fandom? You've just sunk everything you've tried to say right there.Originally posted by Nikar2:she can hold her own argument against a bunch of male b**tards, she is good at written english,
OK, now we can be certain that angel's just been punk'd.Originally posted by Nikar2:she's cool, she has character, she's hot, she makes FI look like half-baked crap and makes HK looks like a little kindergarten girl, she is in a class and style of her own, she can hold her own argument against a bunch of male b**tards, she is good at written english, she has real boobs, she can make babies, she is great at sex and she is a solid princess all of her own.
Ah, I see you have adopted jojo's and angel's curious matimg patterns as well.Originally posted by Nikar2:now, i hate to say this, but stop degrading her, because she owns both you and Chuck Norris totally, with just a single kick to the groins.
and me? i would be eating chicken chop while watching a literature nerd and an old kung-fu master with erectile dysfunction, both moaning in great pain!!!!!!!!
I'm not degrading her, little Quixote. She's degrading herself with every successive mindless, droning post. By the way, how do you deal with not being the ang mo she fantasises about? Also, why do you keep saying things that you hate to say? Could it be that poor behavioural control that accompanies your retardation? -
Anyway, it's been a gas as always, but I have to go cop some Zs - this party season isn't going to let up till New Year's Day.
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(gendaken)
Yes, but will you enjoy those books as much without Mummy helping you with the big words?
to say the facts, i learnt to read books by myself at the age of 5.
and you? your parents must have force-fed books on you at the age of 2, which is why you're the Shakespearean literature nerd that you're now.
change your life, control your destiny! you still have a choice, son.I love how you claim to be a real man, especially after already admitting that you cower in a storeroom like a little girl while the real men go do real work.
why should i follow your footsteps and cower in a storeroom like a little girl?!
while the real men do real work, i'm mating with chicks and spending the rest of the time on porn.
it's cool, to say the least.of course - it's already abundantly clear in nature that lower life forms such as the two of you tend to reproduce more. After all, the predators have to be fed, don't they?
unfortunately, you're wrong.
me and angel share intimate moments cos' we're real humans who understand the meaning of love and the essence of sex.
for you, you can only satisfy yourself by reading sex novels written by acclaimed russian writer Vladimir Nabokov.
you're the one who has his bookshelf stocked full of the novel "Lolita", right?
that one about Humbert Humbert becoming sexually obsessed with a twelve-year-old girl named Dolores Haze.....that's sick of you, dude.How would you know, he of Mister Men fandom? You've just sunk everything you've tried to say right there.
that's crap, because i don't understand what you're talking about.
if a man of average intelligence like me can't understand you, then obviously you've failed to get your point across.
i'm no elite or literature nerd like you, and so are most people in SGF.OK, now we can be certain that angel's just been punk'd.
Nay, she's a bada** chick who owns you, in layman's terms.Ah, I see you have adopted jojo's and angel's curious matimg patterns as well.
Indeed, and I'm proud to say that's cos' we're three of a kind.She's degrading herself with every successive mindless, droning post.
Really? She's exuding more and more character and personality with every single post she makes.
unfortunately, i'm the only one with real balls who can understand her style.
just ask yourself: how many people can truly appreciate a piece of abstract, oil painting which makes no sense?By the way, how do you deal with not being the ang mo she fantasises about?
why should i care about that? i am i, i am my own, i am myself and i belong to myself.
if angel loves angmoh and i'm not one, that's her business.
happy to say, i've real balls to court her, in a position as a true-blooded Singaporean Chinese guy.
and you? u just read more and more "How to chase girls", "Wooing chicks for Dummies", "Courtship and dating 101" and "How to seduce the SG girl of your dreams".
that's really sad.....and i'm being very polite by saying this.Also, why do you keep saying things that you hate to say? Could it be that poor behavioural control that accompanies your retardation?
nay, it's a style of my own.
i've a personal habit of saying "i hate to say this", even though i don't hate it.
by the way, retarded people like me are great at making babies while literature nerds like you worry all day about the hotdog not being able to get hard or erect.
the girls laugh at you, gendaken!!!!! -
So says the man who considers Mr Men books hard to understand and thinks angel is good at written english.Originally posted by Nikar2:(gendaken)
if a man of average intelligence like me can't understand you -
I think we are just too polite to correct the grammatical mistakes of angel7030.Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:So says the man who considers Mr Men books hard to understand and thinks angel is good at written english.
If I were to go through all the grammatical mistakes written by her... It will be one hell of a tedious job. -
If we do that there'll be no question about whether this thread will reach 80 pages.Originally posted by teraexa:I think we are just too polite to correct the grammatical mistakes of angel7030.
If I were to go through all the grammatical mistakes written by her... It will be one hell of a tedious job. -
and we'd all gain some lore regarding the innate complexities of the English language.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:If we do that there'll be no one question about whether this thread will reach 80 pages. -
Double standards.
Guard stop locals from taking photos at this particular place. But ang moh? Close one eye, or u can say both eyes.
I go Funan buy stuff. I was standing at counter, then ang moh came behind me, I immediately become invisible. No one can see me, no one can hear me.