how to use lube?

• viciouskitty74

  21 Jan 09, 13:52

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  wah kao.... aunty viciouskitty never consider doggie's feelings... Vibrator is too much lah...

  ok....how about a handphone attachment about the size of a segment of a pinky finger?

  Attach to a keychain or to the handphone, and can be connected to the handphone for a vibrating errrr......function?

• viciouskitty74

  21 Jan 09, 13:53

  Doggie was under my guardianship after it lost its birth mummy and adopted mummy.

  And doggie was kinda addicted to massages after that experiment session.

• preservedorange

  21 Jan 09, 15:06

  all this to demonstrate the zerk zerk sound? lucky mine free ^^

• Herzog_Zwei

  21 Jan 09, 15:45

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Doggie was under my guardianship after it lost its birth mummy and adopted mummy.

  And doggie was kinda addicted to massages after that experiment session.

  
  wah kao... doggie love aunty viciouskitty... aunty vk must be very good masseur.

• omar_jester

  21 Jan 09, 21:30

  The best way is just get a girl. And get on with the love making process.. =)

• googoomuck

  21 Jan 09, 23:06

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wat is u lube-ing?

  Wah piang...you girl you don't know?

  Vagina got natural lube. Must be bunghole lah.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 09:58

  And errmm....too much lube on a small pen is kinda overkill.

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 12:54

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  And errmm....too much lube on a small pen is kinda overkill.

  
  And also depends on the size of the container...small container with small pen still needs plenty of lubricant.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 12:57

  Please lah. a Female opening is designed to allow a baby to go thru.

  Even the backsides has the ability to expand to let things out.  So what size small containers you guys are thinking about?

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 13:42

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Please lah. a Female opening is designed to allow a baby to go thru.

  Even the backsides has the ability to expand to let things out.  So what size small containers you guys are thinking about?

  
  Depends, there's always macrosomia or sometimes, cutting of the container wall to allow the baby's head through.

  And then there's the case of physical immaturity(which may or may not be linked to legal age)  which may lead to problems of letting a partner's apphendage through.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 13:43

  O.....where are we turning this discussion?

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 13:48

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  O.....where are we turning this discussion?

  
  Use of lubricant in various areas of human anatomy... Maybe we can add in the use of lubricants for bio-mechanical entities later...

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 13:49

  I errr....already use them for my leatherman tools.......

  Biomechanicals is not far off.

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 13:54

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  I errr....already use them for my leatherman tools.......

  Biomechanicals is not far off.

  
  Trust me, you don't want to insert lubricant in an artirery lead.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 13:58

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  
  Trust me, you don't want to insert lubricant in an artirery lead.

  
  you mean the outside of a bullet?  Or the inside of a barrel?  The gun type.

  Does it create a explosion with the mixing of chemical compund?  Or just heck to clean?

• red_amoeba

  22 Jan 09, 14:02

  i think if everything else fails - use Mr Muscle...101% works. If not, then leave it as it is loh, if there is friction, there is heat, there is better contact mah...like that both parties feel good. If really need, use butter loh...one must be innovative, dun depend on chemicals. Vegetarians can use olive oil.
• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 14:03

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  
  you mean the outside of a bullet?  Or the inside of a barrel?  The gun type.

  Does it create a explosion with the mixing of chemical compund?  Or just heck to clean?

  
  Erm... Chicken and Duck talk liao...

  Bio-mechanical means got organic as well as non-organic parts to it one... Think cyborg or bionic man or bionic woman...

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 14:07

  Wait....u mean the blood veins lah.

  I tot you were typing the artillary leads, those army terms refering to weapons bullets of some sorts.

  My bad. My apologies.

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 14:10

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Wait....u mean the blood veins lah.

  I tot you were typing the artillary leads, those army terms refering to weapons bullets of some sorts.

  My bad. My apologies.

  
  erm.. veins take away blood, when artery means opposite.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 14:12

  ok...then veins take blood to where?

  And arteries take oxygen thru blood right?

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 14:20

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  ok...then veins take blood to where?

  And arteries take oxygen thru blood right?

  
  they form part of the circulatory system... Veins take blood back to heart while arteries transport blood from heart to where oxygen is needed.

• viciouskitty74

  22 Jan 09, 14:33

  Ok. so how is artery lead to do with lubes?

  It makes things worse?

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 15:40

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Ok. so how is artery lead to do with lubes?

  It makes things worse?

  
  Hence it's trickier to use lubs on bio-mechanicals. They got organic as well as mechanical parts...

• Herzog_Zwei

  22 Jan 09, 15:46

  Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

  Ok. so how is artery lead to do with lubes?

  It makes things worse?

  
  leads are artificial connecters so if you use the wrong lub when the lead is near a moving part, enjoy seeing the organic part die real fast.

• viciouskitty74

  23 Jan 09, 10:42

  Thank you.  I get to learn a thing or two.